#22 | Posted: 2009-09-17 15:42:02 | Authors: Josh, Thomas | Likes: 1 | [ + ]

We need a Willy Wonka for other more serious businesses.

Like, "I own NBC! Look at me! Tweedle-dee-dee! Friday night programming shall now be referred to as Snugglumpmump Eve."

"Our sappy parenting programming is to be renamed Everlasting Momstoppers."

"Oompa loompa doopity doo, I've got some Nielsen Ratings for you, oompa loompa doopity dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me"

And the Oompa Loompas are all just well-dressed executives who are slightly shorter than average and all in blackface.

Now how did THAT get past the network censors!!!

The network censor is just some obnoxious kid who loves cowboys and westerns and has been shrunk down to like two inches tall.
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