I don't think Girl From Karaoke is into me at all. Difficult to make eye contact.

You've got like three other girls jonesin for you anyway though, yeah?

*throws you up against a wall* ADMIT IT! ADMIT THAT GIRLS ARE INTO YOU! PRAY TO ME!

Hah, sort of.

But not really. The one that was the coworker's girlfriend's friend, I sent her a message on Facebook, just a, like, "how's it going?" kind of thing, and she hasn't gotten back to me yet. :P

And the girl from upstairs... I don't know. Not feeling it.

Not on the intellectual level, anyway.

By girl from upstairs, you mean the dusty skeleton in your attic?

Hahaha, yes.

In that crawlspace in the ceiling.

Oh. Really hittin' it off with the skeleton ladies!

Yes.

I'm actually part skeleton, so we have a lot to talk about.