All the nerve endings in my hands are destroyed so it feels like someone else!
Posted: 2011-08-12 12:55:43
Authors: Thomas, Josh | Likes: 0 | [
Jesus fuck, it costs $15 to deliver flowers?
$30 on a Saturday!
Eat my poop.
What're you doing?
Or, rather, trying to do?
Send flowers to my folks for Easter.
Maybe just mail them a bunch of Peeps from Amazon?
CRAPPY EASTER MOM AND DAD!!!
HAPPY EASTER! HERE'S SUGARY SHIT THAT TASTES AWFUL. TRY MICROWAVING IT!
Have basically just sugar. Enjoy the diabetes!
I'M DIABEATING OFF
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