Heh, post from Conan O'Brien on Facebook about how Judd Apatow is letting his kids say "shit" and if other people don't like it, they can just deal with it. I think that's going to be my philosophy, too, just as long as my kids are using "shit" effectively, especially for maximal humor effect.

That's pretty much what Meena and I were thinking, with the caveat of "not around grandma and grandpa or your teachers and don't curse at your parents."

(Different from "don't curse around your parents.)

I kinda don't care if they curse at me. I'm sure I probably deserve it if they do.

Hahaha, the fuck? No.

Kids are evil.

"I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE ALL DAY? FUCK YOU, DAD"

It's the same thing as "don't talk back," though.

I'll just have a witty retort ready! Treat your children like hecklers at your stand-up show.

#lifehacks

I'm going to be strict as shit toward my kids.

But lovingly!

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" *slaps them lightly on the mouth*

They'll just have a lot of rules.

No allowance, but I'll pay them a couple bucks for mowing the lawn and shit once they're old enough.

I think I'll have more of a "spirit of the law vs letter of the law" thing going on.

I'll probably be more letter of the law. Kids are idiots, and more than that, loophole-finding idiots.

Half an hour of video games means half an hour of video games.

In my house, ain't nobody getting any toys until I get at LEAST a three-star blowjob.

(Kidding, for fuck's sake, ugh.)

Why isn't child molestation referred to as "kidding"?

Hahahah. Just kidding!

Happily, kids are a long ways off.

1) Expensive, and 2) Scare the shit out of me.

Hahaha. Yes.

Fuck kids.

I mean, not literally.

But...

GAH.

Kidding!

"I kid, I kid."