HURR DURR INTERNETS
Posted: 2009-09-13 13:57:24
Authors: Josh, Thomas | Likes: 0 | [
People don't understand the goddamn internet
JUST THROW EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET, NO DON'T ORGANIZE IT, IT'S OKAY I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING GOES
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You should watch Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on Hulu.
I don't want to have the desire to murder everybody
Makes me feel like I'm some kind of ubermensch or something, like I'm the result of some kind of government genius project.
I feel that show would have me lose all faith in people
Well, the thing of it is, the kids are really smart.
So there's hope there.
Is it just that when you hit 13 you become retarded? and maybe you get out of it maybe you don't?
Though admittedly a few of the questions are a bit tricky, like "Thomas Jefferson died the same day as what other U.S. President?"
Like, bits of obscure trivia.
But some people get stumped on, like, "What is the absolute value of 9?"
Or "What word in this sentence is the noun?"
Shit wasn't that Adams?
Yeah, it was.
And... 9? That's almost so easy I wouldn't believe I was being asked
Yeah. Some are so easy they seem like tricks. "Ag is the symbol for which element on the Periodic Table?"
I'm already feeling better about myself
But it's kind of amazing how shitty some people are at thinking. But then... you see these fifth graders who get the questions right and it's like "well, there's hope..."
FIFTH GRADERS FOR PRESIDENT
ELECT MALIA OBAMA
MS CORCORAN'S FIFTH GRADE CLASS 2012
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