People don't understand the goddamn internet

JUST THROW EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET, NO DON'T ORGANIZE IT, IT'S OKAY I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING GOES

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You should watch Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on Hulu.

I don't want to have the desire to murder everybody

Makes me feel like I'm some kind of ubermensch or something, like I'm the result of some kind of government genius project.

I feel that show would have me lose all faith in people

Well, the thing of it is, the kids are really smart.

So there's hope there.

What happens?

Is it just that when you hit 13 you become retarded? and maybe you get out of it maybe you don't?

Though admittedly a few of the questions are a bit tricky, like "Thomas Jefferson died the same day as what other U.S. President?"

Like, bits of obscure trivia.

But some people get stumped on, like, "What is the absolute value of 9?"

Or "What word in this sentence is the noun?"

Shit wasn't that Adams?

Yeah, it was.

And... 9? That's almost so easy I wouldn't believe I was being asked

Yeah. Some are so easy they seem like tricks. "Ag is the symbol for which element on the Periodic Table?"

Silver?

Yeah.

Fuck yeah

I'm already feeling better about myself

See?

But it's kind of amazing how shitty some people are at thinking. But then... you see these fifth graders who get the questions right and it's like "well, there's hope..."

FIFTH GRADERS FOR PRESIDENT

IMPEACH OBAMA

ELECT MALIA OBAMA

MS CORCORAN'S FIFTH GRADE CLASS 2012